omg kill me.
ohhh no, real estate agent, i really don’t mind at all to clean my house and make it presentable for showing and vacate for an hour while i am trying to pack and move. no not at all let me get right on it.
I’m on your team
but I never know when you’re not
you never wear shoes without your socks
you never tell anything to me
I’m on your side
but only for a while of course
you never use words you can’t afford
a house of cards and it’s a sign
Amazing. Do you smell bacon? Nice way to wake up. Team this with a teas maid and my life is complete.
This has to be real.
(via och-annie)
